Funny Hindi Shayari And SMS

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend……

Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain
Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hain
Aapse Door Rehna Kismat Ki Baat Hain
Magar Aapko! Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hain…

Sine Me Dil
Dil Me Dard
Dard Me Yaqin
Yaqin Me Khyal
Khayal Me Khwab
Khuwab Me Tasvir
Tasvir Me Sirf Ap!

Itna Darawna Khuwab?

Baap Re Baap…

Plz Pass This Sms 2 All Ur Friends
A Boy Wid Blood Grp B+

Contact No :
03xx-Xxxxxxx

Urgently Needs 2 Bottles Of
Pepsi Wid 1 Large
Pizza
Thanks…

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna

Agar
Gulab K Badle Sandal Mile To
Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…